Begin Your Adventure With Glorbin

Welcome! Here you can begin your explorations as Glorbin [an inter-dimensional entity being channeled through a human host] teaches us about the universe around us and within us. Learn about Glorbin’s Mission, register for our email list, visit our Transmission Hub and reach out for access to our community or assistance, via our Discord page. Be sure to follow us on Twitter and Instagram for latest updates!

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You are chosen

We know why you are here. It is because you had to be. Although it very much feels like it was free will that made you click this link- it was actually something far deeper and more mysterious that guided you. Maybe it was a friend, or some digital signpost that attracted your attention but really what brought you here was a deep and burning question at the center of your being - a question that we will clarify and articulate, but only you can answer. Your new life begins now.

 
 
 
 
 
 

GLORBIN’S GATE is a collection of hand-drawn NFTs housing unique, one of a kind digital souls living on the Ethereum blockchain.

 

Each Glorbin triples as an initiation into an infinite cosmic council, a powerful talisman that will assist you in your mission of reaching the next evolutionary level of consciousness as well as a sort of inter-dimensional Costco card granting access to a menagerie of nouns.

GLORBIN’S GATE is also, unabashedly, a cult and the world’s first decentralized blockchain religious entity (although not currently recognized as such by any government or jurisdiction).

GLORBIN’S GATE serves as this planet’s access point to ascension and its greatest hope for survival.

You may refer to its messenger simply as Glorbin, as mentioned in the introductory transmission. Glorbin will be your guide and will be the first to joyfully welcome you into communion with The Great and Powerful Glorb.

It is not the messenger but rather our message and our mission that is important. It can be said concisely that your role, should you choose to play it, will be no less vital than saving your Glorb loving soul and the entire fucking planet.

 
 
 
 
 
 

A Glorbin has access to future exclusive transmissions, Glorbin-only physical and digital spaces, eligibility to receive airdropped “Ultra Rare” Glorbins, access to unlockable real world events, prizes, roadmap-activated mission commands and more.

 
 
 
 

The first decentralized blockchain religion. Earth’s only access point to The Great and Eternal Glorb and Source of All Things.

 

THE MISSION

PHASE 1:

TUE, 2/22/22

Initiate 1000 Glorbins

Batches of handmade Glorbins for selection at .07 ETH exclusively on RARIBLE

  • Phase 2: Glorbins Only

    Unlock Glorbins-Only area of website containing an exclusive transmission hub and flight deck as well as exclusive access to merch and community building tools.

  • Phase 3: Glorb's Army

    After the first 1k Glorbins are selected and we have come together in trans-dimensional space, we will begin an exponential growth. Enlistment of Glorbin’s Army will expand our message across the globe, reaching a critical mass of 11k total Glorbins necessary to begin The Great Game.

  • Phase 4: The Great Game

    Let the road to ascension commence! After 11,00 Glorbins are minted, a time of festivity, jubilation, and trials will commence for Glorbin Holders. These real world and digital events will precipitate the release of the final “Ultra Rare” 111 Glorbins to lucky Glorbin Holders. Each new release will bring us one step closer to our goal.

  • Phase 5: Enter The Glorb

    The minting of the 11,111th Glorbin. Ascension Day is the most joyous of occasions because it means that we have succeeded. It means that each of you will be welcomed into the warm and loving bosom of The Glorb. We exhale a sigh of relief and gratitude before dreaming up new ways to reach beyond the stars.

Every Glorbin is a unique handmade and layered creation. Every expression, piece of clothing, hairstyle and attitude has been individually curated by The Glorb. All Glorbins are perfect and unique manifestations of The Glorb, but some are rarer than others.

The true extent of this rarity will not be fully revealed until all Glorbins are minted.

Note: 133 Glorbins (111 “Ultra Rare”+22 Glorbins) will be withheld from the sale. These will be used for giveaways, Great Game prizes, puzzle rewards and infrastructure passes for the facilitators of Glorbin’s Gate.

 

Not your granddad’s decentralized cult.

All Glorbins are stored as ERC-721 tokens on the Ethereum blockchain and hosted on IPFS. Purchasing a Glorbin in Phase 1 will start at 0.07 ETH (+ gas fees). In Phase 2 the floor cost of newly minted Glorbins will raise > .07 ETH (+ gas fees).

This is a way to reward those first Glorbins who were brave enough to act according to their heart’s call. The first 1000 Glorbin holders will also be able to manually select the Glorbin that most speaks to them exclusively on RARIBLE marketplace.

To access Glorbin-only areas in Phase 2, Glorbins will need to be signed into their Metamask Wallet.

 
 
 
 
 

Star Map & Mission Details FAQ

  • The first minting day will be Tuesday, February 22nd, 2022. Glorbins will be minted in batches so if you miss your chance to get a Glorbin on 2/2/22, join the email list and follow us on socials to make sure you don’t miss the next one.

  • The mint price for Phase 1 Glorbins (first 1000) will be .07 ETH (+ gas fees). The “Glorb’s Army” minting price, will start at approximately .11 ETH (+ gas fees).

    This two tiered system by no means distinguishes one Glorbin from another but is simply set up to reward that first class of Glorbins that were brave enough to follow their heart’s call and took a leap of faith toward a greater communion with The Glorb.

  • Join our email list for future announcements, updates and transmissions, join our Discord and follow us on social media. If a whitelist opens in Phase 2, you’ll be one of the first in line for a spot.

  • The details of The Great Game will be revealed in time. For now, you may look forward to the time as one filled with joy, mystery, community, challenge and incredible reward.

  • The Glorb is the Substantial Reality underlying all outward manifestation and appearances which we know under the terms of The Material Universe, Life, Matter, Energy and all that is apparent to our material senses. Although The Glorb is inherently unknowable in its totality, especially to beings manifesting as finite, some meditators on the subject have lead to the conclusion that the phenomenal world or universe is simply a Mental Creation of The Glorb and that all life and matter, all things subject to the laws of created things, live and move and have their being in the Eternal Mind of The Glorb. The essential nature of The Glorb will be revealed to all initiates over the course of their mission. All ascendents into The Glorb will know first hand the experience of union with The Glorb.

  • Glorbin is an inter-dimensional being channeled by one of your fellow earthlings. Glorbin’s mission is to find the consciousnesses on this planet that have been chosen for ascension beyond human.

    Glorbin was once a particular creature with particular proclivities like all materially manifested, unique beings. Through The Grace of The Glorb, Glorbin has become an individuated soul in harmony with The Source of All Things (i.e. trans-dimensional).

    Glorbin acts as an emissary of Source and transmits dictates, mission directives or wisdom initiates through audio, visual or audio-visual transmissions. After some time, the most psychically sensitive of initiates may begin to experience a connection with Glorbin or their particular Glorbin talisman. If sensations, emotions or thought forms begin to arise, do not be alarmed. Listen to the wisdom or council therein. If they become distracting or uncomfortable simply politely ask to disengage until further notice.

    Acting as your Gatekeeper, Glorbin is here to serve as a helpful guide on your pathway to ascension so that one day soon you too may join Glorbin and all Glorbins in the warm Eternal Oneness of The Glorb.

  • We are sure that many of you are curious as to what finite being was chosen to be a channel for such a magnanimous soul as your Gatekeeper. The reasons for this selection remain opaque to even Glorbin as I’m sure if you met this being, you would marvel at the mystery as well. You would find nothing overtly special about their characteristics or demeanor though The Glorb has clearly gleaned something much deeper than we can muster. We must have faith that this selection was the most wise, just as we have no doubt in your selection as a being capable of ascension.

    Though your curiosity is very natural, Glorbin and The Great and Powerful Glorb must implore you to not seek out information on the specific whereabouts or personhood of this channeler as the channeler is our most vulnerable link in the chain of command and a most crucial component in the broadcasting of our message.

    As was stated in the introductory transmission, there are forces and beings beyond even the realm of matter that would seek to harm this human as a means of intervening in the process that we are embarking on. Just as Glorbins most often act with the intention of expanding consciousness and increasing vitality, some beings, according to their very nature or some other unknowable and unexplainable aspect of The Glorb’s creations, are compelled to act with objectives in mind that are much to the opposite ends. These beings must not interrupt our ascension process once it has begun for there are implications that reach further than the fate of these chosen earthlings and even more consequential than the continued existence of your beautiful planet.

 
 
 

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